Thursday, December 17, 2009

Rays Wishlist

Santa Clause
North pole
HOH OHO
Deer Santa,(lol)

Hey its me Raymond, I've been good all year well almost... that little incident in June doesn't count I was trying to hurry home to see my mother cuz I love her just oh so much. Plus don't forget what your famous for in my house hint hint... ya know..... the whole mistletoe incident, or do you want to expose that for Mrs. Clause??? I didn't think so. anyways back to my list.... I want a Hayabusa crotch rocket cuz mine just can't outrun the poepoe, one of those fancy digital display helmets cuz whenever I look down I almost crash cuz I'm not that good with the whole look down and drive strait thing..... Sooooo ya that's what I want ......OH OH OH OH I also want a Polly Pocket Mansion set ...for my uhhhhh sister?!?!?! ya my sister lets go with that.

Anyway that's what I want for Christmas and if I don't get it your going to be a very lonely man for many decades to come.

Sincerly, Raymond Murphy,
333-666 woop woop drive
Penteration, Brit colony, Canaduh

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

FAIL - creative persuits

This morning I woke up to my phone ringing, it was my friend John. John invited me to a party tonight and I accepted. I got up from my squishy water bed and proceeded to my shower. Afterwards, I got dressed and put on my favorite red hat then proceeded to go out top my car And pick up James. When i got to James' house he was wearing the same number 88 jersey he always wears. We shotgunned a couple beers then went to go get John. When we got there he offered us a couple shots which he knew we never turn down a free drink then he went and put on a blue shirt that smelled like pizza which made us hungry so we trekked over to little C's. We each ate a medium pizza to ourselves then we went to the party. After arriving, a few of us had a chugging contest and I chose milk. When I won the contest I was awarded six beer and I shotgunned three of them in a row and so they gave me two more. over the course of the next hour I finished the rest of the beer. I was smashed so I thought it would be a good idea to mingle. It wasn't. I found John and James and when I smelled john's shit I gagged then pushed him aside and well ..... became a human fountain. As soon as I had finished blowing chunks John spewed and together we coated the dance floor with milk, beer, pizza, and chips. Sufficed to say I'm never allowed to go to Teds house ever again.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Judging

I HATE it when people judge others just from hearsay and by appearances. So many people judge others instead of getting to know them. For example when i began high school in grade eight, I was sitting beside someone in drama class and she asked if she could move just because she heard bad things about a person in her vicinity and I was the only one beside her. From that day I decided to never judge anybody. For example when I met one of my good friends(lets call him Taylor) all i saw was a dumb jock but I took the time to hang out with him and I found he has a great sense of humor and is a great intellect. Today I got on the bus to school and a bit after he got on we got off and decided to walk to school talking the whole way there. Unlike lots of people I would rather take the risk of finding out some one is a waste of time and breath than be wrong and not have the chance to get to know some one. One of my camp counselors once told me "one more friend is one more person to remember you by or even be right there beside you when you kick the bucket". I belive that everybody deserves a chance an that if everybody gave somebody else a chance that there would be less hatred in the world.

Lottery vs T.P.O.I.

In both of the short stories there are examples of how people are denied help because they are protecting their personal intrestfor. For example, in "The lottery" just before Mrs. Hutchinson is stoned she is disputing that it was not fair but nobody helped and in "The Perils of Indifferance" a ship is turned away by the president that is depicted to have a huge heart. In "The Lottery" Mr. Summers says to stay with tridition beacuse he says it is the right thing to do and in "The Perils of Indifferance" it is depicted that Hitler says to kill the jews because it is the right thing to do. Both of these stories have Many connections these are just two that i discovered and are very true in every day life.

"All that is required for evil to prevail is for good men to do nothing" Edmund Burke

Thursday, September 24, 2009

uhhhh.....

I am supposed to write about anything so I'm gunna write about the song I'm listening to.I am listening to "Blow Me Away" by breaking Benjamin it is a rather loud song with lots of short electric guitar solos. I was told that it was played in the video game Halo 2 on beaver creek formally known as battle creek in Halo Combat Evolved. I personally have never heard this song during the game so i cant verify its playing in the game so because i don't have anything else to type about in gunna end it there.

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Superpowers

If I had a superpower it would be to be able to create things out of thin air. With this power I would never run out of money, or fun things to do. I would use this power to my advantage to outrun the cops and travelling to distant places all for my enjoyment. I would be able to get away with pretty much anything I wanted to do. The first thing i would create is my own spaceship to fly to the moon and claim it as my personal property. I would then make it a huge fortress and take over the world. Then I would reinstate the paddle in all prisons because death is too easy and just making them sit in jail is just a very long boring vacation. After that i would make all counties have the same ammount of money and free medical care. Lastly I would make all the idiot drivers walk with no chance of driving so much as an electric scooter cuz im tired of being hit on my bike.

Top three

My top three things are country, rap, and screamo. All three of these music genres express different views, feelings and opinoions but some are harder to decifer than others.

Beer for my horses, The way I am, Waking the deamon

1> For my first explination in beer for my horses the singer is expressing how people are getting away with crimes and how in the old days "a man had to answer for the wicked the had done", this is clearly depicted in a cheerful sort of way. In 'The way i am' the singer is expressing how people won't leave him alone when he is out with his family, this is done with anger and a great abondance of cussing. In 'Waking the deamon' the singers depict how people are bringing the worst out of people but through a good portion of the song you can't even understand what they are saying.

2> In these examples different music is used to help depict their emotions. In the first song they use rather cheerful music adding the emotions that they are happy to do the job. The second song uses more of a sad sounding song i guess to provoke simpathy. The third song uses loud music that is boardering on annoying because it is rather jumbled up most likely to provoke anger.

3>These three songs are in my top three song genres because the country is easy to relate to life. In beer for my horses you can relate to people doing bad things to you and wanting justice done to them. Rap most often has a great beat to dance to or even just "bob" lol who even says that anymore... Anyways when some people in in a bad mood for some reason it helps to listen to songs about others problems and realise " hey I've got it easy".

Well that's my top three hope you found it informational,

Michael.